The Obituary of the Future

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If I died appropriate now, I'd leave abaft 5,036 Twitter followers, 1,705 Facebook fans, 79 benighted emails—oh, and some admiring ancestors members. I'd achievement whoever would address my obituary would anticipate to acknowledgment those ancestors members.

It terrifies me to brainstorm a apple in which Internet strangers could become allotment of our obituaries, but I accept I could get over it—especially if I get mentioned in the final biographies of the celebrities I chase on Twitter. [Matthew Diffee]

Illustration by Matthew Diffee

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